Why This Is Not A Letter

This is not a letter because.........well there was that pipe which wasn't a pipe.......

.......But mostly it is because when I told our son that I was hoping this would eliminate the grueling task of producing my lengthy year-end letters, (originally handwritten, then typed and photocopied, followed by computer print-outs, and lately email), his reply was:

"Oh, good, now it will be an option, not an obligation."

(Note: He has often complained that I use too many parenthesis)

Therefore: Caveat Reader: Expect frequent multiple choice questionnaires.

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